Matt, I will put my dick in your mouth [if you don’t shut up].
Jess
I just wanted to hear you moan.
Matt
(on potatoes.)
- Matt: TYLER STOP TALKING WITH NICK'S DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!
- Tyler: BUT IT TASTES LIKE POTATOES!
- Nick: WOAH! WOAH! NO IT DOES NOT. Not that I would know, but it has NO business tasting like potatoes.
(on black people)
- Matt: They can hide from predators.
- Tyler: Like cops.
Being fat gives you a +10 save to drowning in Jell-O.
Nick
IT WAS TOO LONG.
And I don’t even care that this is not appropriate for the name of the blog. D<
This is too awesome to not repost.
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Awkward things said in vent by everyone on the channel.
Except me. I’m exempt because I type this shit.
Created this because Nick was getting jealous of Matt.
[leaves Vent randomly]
Matt
Hey, uh, send me a message on facebook with your address.
…
I’m gonna print out directions to it right now, yeah.
Matt
He was like, ‘I’m gonna get five other black guys, and then we’re gonna gang-bang you.’
Matt
Matt says awkward things on Ventrillo.Most of the time, I don't know how to respond to them, so I'm going to start posting them here.
Yeah.
